using System;
using System.Runtime.InteropServices;

namespace KeepinOracleAlive{

class SomeClass {
public const int WM_MOUSEMOVE = 0×0200;

[DllImport("user32.dll",CharSet=CharSet.Auto)]
private static extern int SendMessage(IntPtr hWnd, int wMsg, IntPtr wParam, IntPtr lParam);

[DllImport("user32.dll")]
static extern IntPtr FindWindow(string lpClassName, string lpWindowName);

private static void ShakeThatMouse() {

IntPtr hwnd = FindWindow(“That app”, “That window”);
IntPtr wparam = new IntPtr(0×1);
IntPtr lparam = new IntPtr(0xFFE0008A);
SendMessage(hwnd, WM_MOUSEMOVE, wparam, lparam);
}

private static void Main( string[] args ) {
while (true)
{
ShakeThatMouse();
}
}
}
}

Symptom – The remote stops working when changing channels
Cause – You frequently change TV channels with remote

*sigh* LOL